What Pregnancy Really Feels Like, As Told By Cats….Hysterical

6. Help I am grossly pregnant and I can’t get up AKA why did they not make life alert for rotund women like myself?

7. Why can I not swim in a pool of food and eat my way out?

8. I haven’t pooped in days. SEVERAL. DAYS.

9. Pregnancy brain is a hell of a … umm.. what’s it called? You put it in your body like air but it’s illegal.. No.. Not helium.. Let me get back to you on that.

10. Stranger rubbed my belly in public. (OH YEAH! IT WAS DRUGS IN #9!)