Breaking Meows: 13 Scandalous Headlines From A Newspaper For Cats
There is no denying that cats have quite the adventurous life. They’re always seeing what they can experiment with next. There is simply no stopping them. Their hunger for discovery is unlike any other animals’. So, if if there were a cat newspaper reporting on all things cats, the breaking headlines would obviously be quirky and funny just like them. Cats really do make the world go round….
1. String Theory Experiment Suspended After Tragic Accident Befalls Scientist
2. Incriminating Cuddle Photos Leaked: Is It Treason?
3. Primitive Human Technology Streamlines Travel Between Food Room and Fortress
4. Household Survey Confirms: Cats Rule, Dogs Drool